Nut Job Lyrics

I tried I really did to have sex every time you wanted

But you wanted and wanted so much that I finally offered to go to couples counseling

Maybe it was all my problem like you said that I changed and that wasn't fair

I was being unfair I should always be there

And I wasn't there for you after you got your wisdom teeth pulled

Oh I looked after you for a few days but you kept bleeding even after biting on tea bags

And you wanted me to be there to watch you bleed

But I'm not a fucking doctor bitch So I told you to call the doctor and hung up on your ass

You gave me lots of opportunities to apologize thank you

But I never did because I I'm not sorry

You didn't really want to go to couples counseling did you

Even though you said you would

You just wanted me to put out like I did before so many many times begging you for it

Please please give it to me

Fair or not I'd had enough

Why shouldn't I have had enough of serving you motherfucker

And then we were at a party and they handed out water pistols

And you kept squirting me in the face so I pushed you

And you said did you just hit me

And I said hmm I guess I did

And then finally you said you wanted me to go to couples counseling alone

You were just looking for a blow job not for a nut job

We ate at our favorite Thai food place

And I told you I wasn't going to go to couples counseling alone

This was the end I said

And you wondered why I had to make you go and find someone else

You gave me lots of opportunities to apologize thank you

But I never did because I I'm not sorry

And then we had breakup sex

First time in a long time

And the last time ever

But sometimes I still jerk off thinking about you