The Elves Have Got To Unionize (2024 Re-Release) ft. Shu Lyrics

I wake up every day to the sunrise

Have to make a toy for some child

And we barely get paid at all

Toiling away in this capitalist hellhole

Santa gets all the milk and cookies

While we get nothing at all

He's nothing but a high school bully

He does no work at all

The elves have got to unionize and Santa's gotta go

We'll seize the means of production in the north pole

The elves have got to organize and Santa's gotta go

We'll seize the means of production in the north pole

We are starving, and are homes are melting

Due to pollution and global warming

We aren't represented at the paris summit

When we're the ones dying from the change in climate

Santa's got an underground bunker

He's ready for the water wars

(Meanwhile) Con Edison cut our power

Half of us sleep on bathroom floors

The elves have got to unionize and Santa's gotta go

We'll seize the means of production in the north pole

The elves have got to organize and Santa's gotta go

We'll seize the means of production

We'll seize the means of production

We'll seize the means of production

In the north pole