Biden in a Keffiyeh Lyrics

The far distant future

November 2028

I wake up, and check my work email

Got an AI generated diversity training

My boss reminds me that today's the election

If I vote I get a half day vacation

I rent a Citi-canoe to paddle through red hook

To Vote Blue No Matter Who at the polling booth

To make sure Palestinians die from a falling aid package

Instead of just guns bombs and shrapnel

When I close my eyes, I see the man behind it all

Orchestrating my nightmares, Biden in a keffiyeh

They keep on sending bombs, alongside peace talks

Pelosi in a burqa and Biden in a keffiyeh

I'm finally heading back home on the subway

There's still Q track replacement causing delays

I try to use my fitbit to unlock my apartment

But I ran out of money in my bitcoin wallet

The stress builds up and I start to crack

I'm sweating, and shaking as the world fades to black

But then I hear a siren and a shout from from the back

"Sir you forgot your land acknowledgement before your panic attack"

When I close my eyes, I see the man behind it all

Orchestrating my nightmares, Biden in a keffiyeh

They keep on sending bombs, instead of medicare for all

Pelosi in a burqa and Biden in a keffiyeh

I get inside and immediately lay on my bed

Drink some canned water and clear my head

I feel guilt bubble up inside of me

I can't sit still, I've got to monetize my hobby

Unfortunately AI's taken over creativity

Music and Art are now defunct activities

There's only one real way to make money

Selling clever prompts for chatGPT

When I close my eyes, I see the man behind it all

Orchestrating my nightmares, Biden in a keffiyeh

They keep on sending bombs, while the economy falls

Pelosi in a burqa and Biden in a keffiyeh

How could this happen, I can't even believe it?

I always voted for the lesser of two evils

There's no we could have organized better

We just needed people to vote harder

Vote Harder

Vote Harder

When I close my eyes, I see the man behind it all

Orchestrating my nightmares, Biden in a keffiyeh

They keep on sending bombs, alongside peace talks

Pelosi in a burqa and Biden in a keffiyeh

Pelosi in a burqa and Biden in a keffiyeh