Humor Lyrics

Some day I'll write a song

That isn't hiding behind humor

I'll tell you how I really felt when I got this fucking tumor

Just kidding that's a joke

'Cause humor is entirely how I cope

Why would I confront how I really feel

When I can just use irony

Don't have to talk about my emotions

Don't have to tell you anything real

Won't have to process my own sorrow

If I don't have emotions left to feel

I haven't really processed what it might mean to lose my voice

Instead I laugh about how I won't have to talk in work meetings, what a joy

I won't address the physical and mental scars

Instead joke about I won't be able to yell at cars

Car drivers have a serious problem all the time

They're entitled and don't value human life

At least twice a day, I see someone run a red light

Without checking who's around them or looking left and right

How can you speed around in a two ton bomb

Nearly fucking hit me, and expect me to be calm

Who will yell at them and their complete and utter incompetence

If I've lost my voice due to vocal fold paralysis

Don't have to talk about my emotions

Don't have to tell you anything real

I won't have to tell you anything

Especially if this is the last song I ever sing