San Francisco Liberal Lyrics

I'm a san francisco liberal

And I can't stand looking at homeless people

On my way to brunch

I'll meet with private equity

To fund "solutions" that you can't see

Instead of helping those in front of me

When I talk about the housing crisis

I'm referring to luxury apartment prices

And then I blame the homeless for their vices

And exclaim "look how bad the crime is"

I'm a san francisco liberal

I say all the homeless are mentally ill

We can't help them, it'll cost nearly 10 mil

That'll bring the economy to a stand still

Oh yeah-, I raised 400 million in funding

For my app "Uber for bungee jumping"

No I don't support police defunding

Think of all the poors, the police should be hunting?

Yeah, I want to be tough on crime

But not financial, or white collar crime

I'm sure wage theft is pretty small-time

Compared to people stealing food to stay alive

I'm a san francisco liberal

And I can't stand looking at homeless people

On my way to brunch