Non-Ethical Polyamory Lyrics

Hey baby

There's something I need to tell ya

There's someone else that I'm seein'

I'm with her almost every night

Even when I'm with you she's never out of sight

She gives me this feeling of strength in my chest

Whenever I'm with her I'm totally at rest

I love the snug fit of her embrace

And I love it when she sits on my face

It's not just

You and me

I've got a CPAP machine

You and me

And my lovely CPAPy

You and me

And a CPAP machine

You and me

We can breathe easy

I'm glad you're open to polyamory

Don't make me choose between you and restful sleep

But there's someone else I wanna add into my life

She's got an aura that I just can't leave behind

When I wake up she's the first one to know

The very first face I see when I open up my phone

I love the feeling when my finger is inside of her

She lasts 3 whole days without getting tired

You me my cpap machine

And my sleep tracker ring

I need all three of you

To help me sleep like a king

You me my cpap machine

And my sleep tracker ring

Is all I need to fall asleep

Polyamory

Is sowing doubt inside of me

Do I trust my sleep ring

Its telling me that cpapy

Is totally unnecessary

Maybe even hurting me

But I can't learn more

Without a subscription fee

You me my cpap my sleep tracker ring

And its stupid subscription fee

I fucking bought the thing

Why should I pay more monthly?

I miss the days when you'd buy a

Piece of technology

And would actually fucking own the thing

For a lifetime permanently

I hate subscription fees

I hate subscription fees

I hate subscription fees

I hate subscription fees

I hate subscription fees

I hate subscription fees

I hate I hate I hate

Subscription fees