Forbidden Gatorade Lyrics

I'm cleaning my windows

I gotta a spray em down

I double check to make sure no one is around

I set my windex on the table

I'm taking deep breaths to try to keep stable

I wanna stay focused and clean my room

I go to grab a vacuum and a broom

But then I see out of the corner of my eye

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life

Bright and blue

A shining sapphire

My personal cactus juice

Windex, nothing's quenchier

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna wanna, I wanna wanna drink it

I'm assembling my new PC

Ready to play games at the highest quality

I'm totally calm as I unbox my graphics card

And slide it in to the PCIE slot

I'm getting ready to setup my liquid cooling

And I start to measure out the tubing

Now it's ready for me to add the coolant

Immediately I'm thinking that looks fucking delicious

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna wanna, I wanna wanna drink it

I'm back home from my surgery

I'm in pain and misery

I have a drain installed in my neck

Its filling up with liquid, pretty damn quick

I've gotta empty it every single day

I know its gross but I really gotta say

I don't want to pour it down the sink

Cause it looks like a really tasty drink

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna drink the forbidden gatorade

I wanna wanna, I wanna wanna drink it