case of the almost mondays Lyrics

Another case of the almost Mondays

Living life in an endless replay

Every Sunday waiting for the next day

Woke up in the morning but

Monday never came

Punxsutawney Phil

That rat doesn't pay my bills

But he haunts me every sunrise

As if shadow puppets kill

Groundhog demon

Little bitch always scheming

Messes with my REM patterns

While I'm dreaming

I know he must be pulling strings

In my brain as I sleep

How did that rodent manage

To rewrite the days of the week?

He must be on that voodoo

Using black magic

Cause seven days without a Monday is

Nothing short of tragic

Another case of the almost Mondays

Living life in an endless replay

Every Sunday waiting for the next day

Woke up in the morning but Monday never came

Another case of the almost Mondays

On a loop

Another lap like the Daytona speedway

Remix my life like a runaway DJ

Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday

First of the weekdays

Hit the transition

Entering the turning point to

Start the next mission

Wake up every single morning

Brimming with anticipation

Inching ever closer

To the day that brings me gratification

Everybody is looking at me funny

They say why do you want to go and start the work week anyway?

They don't seem to get it

They don't understand

There is an order to the universe

That begins on Monday fam

Another case of the almost Mondays

Living life in an endless replay

Every Sunday waiting for the next day

Woke up in the morning but Monday never came

Another case of the almost Mondays

On a loop

Another lap like the Daytona speedway

Remix my life like a runaway DJ

Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday

Tuesday is bad news day

My now I'm just confused day

My stuck home with the blues day

In the aftermath of Monday

Wednesday is not so great

My bad case of the bends day

My put on my Depends day

Feels like it never ends day

Thursday is the worst day

My spit and swear and curse day

Friday isn't my day

My murder, cheat, and lie day

Saturday doesn't matter day

My binge and get much fatter day

Sunday is not a fun day

Cause it's almost not quite Monday

Another case of the almost Mondays

Living life in an endless replay

Every Sunday waiting for the next day

Woke up in the morning but Monday never came

Another case of the almost Mondays

On a loop

Another lap like the Daytona speedway

Remix my life like a runaway DJ

Needle jumped the record and skipped past Monday