horseshoes and hand grenades Lyrics

Almost stayed home from work

Like I did yesterday

Almost went to my mechanic

To check my brakes

Almost took back ways

Instead of the highways

I almost avoided that car

In the passing lane

Almost avoided collisions

That rattled my brain

The big accident

Almost got out of it

Almost avoided the ambulance

Hospital

All the expenses and pain

Anyways

Don't ever go halfway

Give it your everything

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Take all those lemons

And turn them to lemonade

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Almost did not get convicted

Manslaughter vehicular

Judge almost let me off

Still said it was my fault

Almost got out of the sentence

Although they convicted me anyway

Almost got shanked in the shower

If I hadn't joined that gang

Almost spoke up used my voice

For the power of choice

To avoid the tattoo

That I now display

Right on the side of my face

Don't ever go halfway

Give it your everything

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Take all those lemons

And turn them to lemonade

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Almost did not seem to scare

All my family

When they decided to visit me

Almost avoided disgrace

Almost maintained all my dignity

Almost made bail today

They almost paid

But now it looks like I'm here to stay

And that is almost okay

That is almost the craziest thing

That had happened all weekend

And now it is almost Monday

Don't ever go halfway

Give it your everything

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Take all those lemons

And turn them to lemonade

Almost only counts in

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Horseshoes and hand grenades