Sticky Hippo Lyrics

Sticky hippo

Gotta get a grip though

Lack of suction

Is your major malfunction

You got pizzazz

You got gumption

You're like smooth jazz

At a punk rock luncheon

At least that's something

Better than nothing

Like a blueberry muffin

That is not for consumption

On my way to Metuchen

Heading to a function

Better listen up son

No interruptions

Sticky situation

Caught in a curmudgeon

Medieval vacation

Send em to the dungeon

Ready for dismemberment

Ready to be bludgeoned

No one will remember

When we reach the next junction

Cast a gaze as you stare

Down the barrel of my stun gun

Blinded by the flash

Like you're staring at the sun, son

Now you're order's up

Gonna serve your Cinnabon hun

Imma count to ten

Then we're going on a fun run

Sticky hippo

Sticky pollo loco

Sticky icky icky

Sticky with the flow yo

Sticky like J-Lo

Sticky like Flo Jo

Tricky like DMC

Ricky like the Steamboat

Sticky hippo

In a squad like flip mode

He don't give a sh*t no

Gonna drop a sh*tload

Maybe just a pant load

Hippos don't where pants tho

Only cause they can't, no

Ask me why - you don't know

No opposable thumbs so

They can't pull them up bro

That would be a sh*t show

Like that one in Soho

Gettin' on that speed skate

Like Apollo Ohno

F*ckin' up some Beatles

Just like Yoko Ono

Scooby's all like ruh-roh

Nevermore like Allen Poe

Better call the po-po

Pupu platter but to go-tho

Pick me up some Ho-Ho's

No - some Funny Bones, yo

Keep it on the Skee-Lo

I wish I knew like Bo Knows

Grab some mo Doritos

No, that bag is not yose

Crunchy locos tacos

For all of my muchachos

Gotta have some guac bro

For all my wacky molies

Got some brass cohones

To finish those frijoles

Sticky hippo

Sticky like Koko

Sticky like Mickey

Sticky with the promo

Sticky like Romo

Rivers like Cuomo

Sticky like my big toe

Whiskey a Go-Go

Sticky hippopotamus

On a double decker bus

Sounds a little dangerous

Like a line from Busta Bust

Know it seems preposterous

Makes you wanna scream and cuss

Always call him in the clutch

Waiting on that Double Dutch

Sticky hippo

Cryptic like crypto

Good from the get-go

No more regrets tho

Hunter like Renfrow

I can see your soul glow

Dude is a cheat code

Coo-coo like cocoa

Caught up in that Star Wars

Down with Han Solo

I walk alone bro

Like Billie Joe yo

Hippo straight trippin'

Off that Harrison Ford tho

Grip on his whip like

Indiana Jones tho

Swiftly now Hippo

Row row row your boat go

Kick it into high gear

Now it's in turbo

Better than average

Better than so-so

Like Johan Santana

When he threw that no-no

Sticky hippo

Sticky is a no-no

Sticky like Fitty Cent

Sticky on the Go Pro

Sticky like Fro-Yo

Tricky like FOMO

Sticky like BOGO

Don't act like you don't know know

Sticky hippo