Chicken Cordon Bleu Lyrics

If you choose me to pick 'em it's chicken

I'm not punting, I'm sticking if it's in the kitchen

KFC you there it's finger licking good

Double down - maybe I should

Oh - it's a go yo I'm crazy bout pollo I'm loco

Just stick 'em on skewers and grill 'em

I will devour them down

They'll get fewer and few as I chew 'em and chew

Sautéed in sauce I get lost

Till I get my Chick-a-fill of 'em

Baked, fried, Chick-Fil-a'd, roasted, smoked or grillin en

BBQ sauces I'm dippin' and spillin' 'em

At the wing eating challenge I'm killing 'em

Don't give a cluck as I suck the bones dry

Save me a drumstick or thigh

Not gonna lie-I'm a dark meat kind of a guy

Relax - take a step back

Pause and enjoy the view

Licking your lips

But no one considers it rude

Go on, devour it

Feel all the power

It's at that moment you start to consume

Eating your all-time favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Give me some room to resume and

Savor my favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu (ooh…)

It's Popeye's for sale oh man (toot toot)

So link me up Mr. Bojangles

Save Olive Oil from Brutus - mission completed

The OG white meat remains undefeated

The sky is falling Chicken Little

Lace up your boots, roll up your sleeves

We need more ingredients to make it bleu (true)

Cut it and stuff it-let's start with the cheese

All of that cheese it looks gouda

Didn't I tell ya…about the mozzarella

Not enough Swiss, I'm feeling neutral

More Tillamook cheddar is better and better

Jamon a massive pile of pork (jamon)

So much that I need a fork

Really don't mind if it's aged…like a fine swine

Not gonna whine as long as it's mine

Relax - take a step back

Pause and enjoy the view

Licking your lips

But no one considers it rude

Go on, devour it

Feel all the power

In the moment you start to consume

Your all-time favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Give me some room to resume and

Savor my favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu (ooh…)

Wrap up the ham in the cheese

Make sure it's smothered and covered

Slice through the chicken - delicious

If I had my druthers you'd stuff one inside of the other

There now you have it-a perfect construction

Tantamount to a refined turducken

Add parsley to garnish then plate it

Your palette's refined-you're so sophisticated

Sure it sounds French but don't hold it against

This insanely phenomenal food

Si vous plait and merci beaucoup

It's got that je ne sais quoi Chicken Cordon Bleu

Walk down the aisle, proclaim at the altar

Commit before God and the heavens

Emphatically shout out I do

Your love and commitment prove true for Chicken Cordon Bleu

Relax - take a step back

Pause and enjoy the view

Licking your lips

But no one considers it rude

Go on, devour it

Feel all the power

In the moment you start to consume

Your all-time favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Give me some room to resume and

Savor my favorite food (mmm…)

Chicken Cordon Bleu (ooh…)