Future Legends Lyrics

Nietzsche the philosopher

Looked at me and said

There's nothing worth listening to

Music is dead

I said I know you're considered brilliant

But with all due respect

Make an appointment with Dr. Freud

And get your head checked

There's a plethora of talent

But it's mostly undiscovered

Look, I'll put together a playlist

Of my favorite up-and-comers

He said although I'm not a betting man

Let's put it to a wager

I won't be down with the bands you select

Their species is endangered

I said you're on, let's make it interesting

If you dig the artists I'm picking

You'll abandon your misguided theories

On existentialism

He held out his hand for shaking

And exclaimed "bitch please"

The bet is on, when I win you'll follow

All my philosophies

We'll review the list tomorrow

At the best bierhaus in Liepzig

You'll owe me a stein and apologize

Then adopt all the views I theologize

It was time for the perfect playlist

The stakes were never higher

So I assembled my favorite future stars

To prove that Nietzche's a liar

They're on the cusp of blowing up

These future stars got next

Just wind them up and let them go

Down the yellow brick road of success

Mark my words it's inevitable

As their legends undoubtedly grow

They're all gonna be notoriously BIG

If you don't know, now you know

Girlish is not too shabby

With their smooth and sultry sound

As I'm building the ultimate playlist

I won't give them the run around

Perdeezy and Big Dawg Moody

On the go, always Evergreen

Heaven Knows when I'm gone they'll always be on

With their brilliance in words and between

It won't be smoke and mirrors

When he listens to Doublecamp

He'll go from melancholoy and lonesome

To happier, double amped

When these dreamers convince him to wake up he'll find

Confetti all over his bed

Plus it's fitting they formed off a baseball bet

Joe and Jordan from strangers to friends

Gabe James aka Bae G

Best kept secret in the industry

With a flicker of magic up his sleeve

He'll convince you just roll the dice on me

Serenading the city of lost angels

With intensity hard to exceed

Plays guitar with so much passion

It makes all his fingers bleed

The reigning king of the basement

Thy name be Ryan Woods

Don't let that's he's such a bad texter reflect

He'll always deliver the goods

So move him out of the friend space

Break the walls of doubt as a start

Nietszche will learn the hard way

There's no insurance for a broken heart

They're on the cusp of blowing up

These future stars got next

Just wind them up and let them go

Down the yellow brick road of success

Mark my words it's inevitable

As their legends undoubtedly grow

They're all gonna be notoriously BIG

If you don't know, now you know

He'll be a geek for the days of the week

When he listens to almost monday

Their sunshine songs are a ray of light

If music's a drug they're the gateway

Dawson, Luke, and Cole in control

Mashing bangers off-the-cuff

Once he gets a taste of their greatness

He'll realize that almost is never enough

Octavio the Dweeb

Is a Legend in the Making

I'm Team Dweeb all the way everyday

And founder of Dweeb Nation

El Dweeb has talent that's off the charts

The next big music sensation

He'll cast his doubts to oblivion

I'd wager my reputation

As promised we met at the bierhaus

And Nietszsche arrived with a smirk

I uploaded songs to his headphones

Thinking "I gotta beat this jerk"

He was listening so intently

As the bass shook his Solo Beats

But he wouldn't move, did he feel the groove?

It was like I was facing defeat

After Nietzsche finished the playlist

He told me I stand corrected

Although I'm sitting down right now

My mind is fully erected

I must rethink the way I think

My theories must be flawed

If music can exist like this

I know there must be a God

They're on the cusp of blowing up

These future stars got next

Just wind them up and let them go

Down the yellow brick road of success

Mark my words it's inevitable

As their legends undoubtedly grow

They're all gonna be notoriously BIG

If you don't know…now you know