I'm Not a Rapper (I Just Rap A Lot) (Radio Edit) Lyrics

I rap about regular shit

I'm just a regular dude

An everyday Joe laying low

John Doe with no expectations and no attitude

I'm just a typical guy

Burgers, beer, concert, sports

Work hard, play hard, till I die

Friends and relationships, t-shirts and cargo shirts

Meet up with the guys at the bar

Tip off time on my way

Afterwards head to the pad

PS5, Madden, COD, 2K, and GTA

How about dem Mets

Go Mets

Bing Bong for the Knicks

Go Knicks

G-Men all the way

Go New York, go New York, go New York

Rangers in six

I rap about regular shit

I'm just a regular dude

An everyday bro, John Doe, Joe Schmo

No, I did not mean to intrude

You will soon forget about me

I'll fade back into the ether

I'm not a rapper, I just rap a lot

Don't act like you're not impressed

Me neither

No, I'm not a fashion icon

No Gucci, no Louie, no Prada

No, I don't roll with an entourage

18k like the Spanish Armada

No, I'm not a gangsta

No colors, no gats, and no glocks

No, I'm not an influencer

My following's how do you say, not a lot

No, I'm not a supermodel

No Magnum, Le Tigre, Blue Steel

No, I'm not a virtuoso

Rated low on my vocal appeal

No, I'm not an entrepreneur to be sure

My net worth is less than astounding

No, I'm not a music mogul

In fact, I'm astounded that you even found me

I rap about regular shit

I'm just a regular dude

An everyday bro, John Doe, Joe Schmo

No, I did not mean to intrude

You will soon forget about me

I'll fade back into the ether

I'm not a rapper, I just rap a lot

Don't act like you're not impressed

Me neither

It's easy to generate content

When you already making that paper

When you got a full team of producers

When you're eating your salmon with capers

When your studio time is unlimited

Running ciphers with a pinpoint tongue

When your street cred is high and your street team is low

And you're sitting on top of the Billboard's at number one

Observe from the top of the seventh hill

Sit on your throne just to watch Rome burn

Hand over fist, you earn your returns

Regular people are not your concern

Watching the flames in your eyes like Nero

Ruling Tribeca like Bobby De Niro

Tripling your wealth and counting the zeros

Thumbing your nose at the dweebs and the weirdos

I rap about regular shit

I'm just a regular dude

An everyday bro, John Doe, Joe Schmo

No, I did not mean to intrude

You will soon forget about me

I'll fade back into the ether

I'm not a rapper, I just rap a lot

Don't act like you're not impressed

Me neither

You tend to your flock like you're running a zoo

But this isn't the Bronx

You're certainly not the Grand Pooba

You're not the Big Kahuna

You're not the Bigwig, the Kingpin

No, you're not the numero uno

Not in our eyes we continue to do

Regular shit like regular people will do

I'm not a rapper, I just rap a lot

I've been described as relatable

That's cause my ego's deflatable

Grounded within the bounds of reality

Realizing it's inescapable

I'm incapable

I need to face all the challenges

Born out of my whole existence

I don't hold the advantages of those considered as privileged

I'm not that gifted, the curse isn't lifted

I rap about regular shit

I'm just a regular dude

An everyday bro, John Doe, Joe Schmo

No, I did not mean to intrude

You will soon forget about me

I'll fade back into the ether

I'm not a rapper, I just rap a lot

Don't act like you're not impressed

Me neither