Lost Stuff Lyrics

I lose my stuff

Where are my keys

Can't find my wallet

Won't you help me please

Had them this morning

But now they are gone

I think I lost them

Out on the lawn

Please help me find them

Did you take my car

Or did I leave-um

Back at the bar

There's a hole in my pocket

It might be a thief

My stuff is missing

Don't give me no grief

Where is my iPhone

I left it right there

Inside the couch

Or under the chair

My charger's missing

I want it right back

Who took my stuff

It fell in a crack

I am not kidding

Something is wrong

I can not find

My Cheech and Chong

I lost my glasses

Now I can't see

Their not on my forehead

How can this be

Someone is guilty

Now bring it all here

I opened the fridge

Who drank my beer

Where is my ice cream

I bought it today

It's not in the freezer

Someone will pay

I'm losing my mind

My thoughts are unclear

There's a voice in my head

Better check the mirror

I figured it out

Why my stuff is lost

The culprit is me

Whatever the cost