One Humdinger Lyrics

Momma always said that's one humdinger

When something really fancy caught her eye

All hyped up like Jerry springer

I Laughed so hard it made me cry

Yesterday's storm was one humdinger

Cloud's grew dark with thunderheads

Lightning strikes one zip zap zinger

Hit so close I pooped my threads

One humdinger

Makes me happy

Two humdingers

Makes me cry

Three humdingers

Way too many

On a humdinger high

Shakira's dance was one humdinger

Dropped my jaw she shakes her thighs

Strutting just like a burlesque swinger

Popped a button on my Levi's

The President's speech was one humdinger

Government officials like to lie

I can't stand the left right wingers

Middle of the road is where I ride

One humdinger

Makes me happy

Two humdingers

Makes me cry

Three humdingers

Way too many

On a humdinger high

The people of the world are one humdinger

Me me me me every day

Looking at phones like a sonar pinger

So caught up in their display

The stars in the sky are one humdinger

Makes you wonder where we are

Never have been a real good singer

Carry a tune but not real far

One humdinger

Makes me happy

Two humdingers

Makes me cry

Three humdingers

Way too many

On a humdinger high

Humdinger one

Now we're having fun

Humdinger two

I broke my shoe

Humdinger three

Is this my destiny

Humdinger four

Give me some more

Humdinger five

How will I survive

Humdinger six

Old dogs and new trick

Humdinger seven

Hope there's a heaven

Humdinger eight

Stuck at the pearly gate

Living in a world where one humdinger

Could mess things up and change our lives

Never been one of those bitter clingers

But who's to say what's wrong or right