Nothin to say Lyrics

Everything in life is such a chore

I just can't have no fun no more

If I'm there early I have to wait

When I'm on time I miss the date

Even even odds can be a long shot

A sure thing means I miss the pot

Fifty fifty flip I'll lose the coin

Just another kick right in the groin

Plenty of no good nothin to say

I fall on my knees it's judgement day

Lord winks at me bout something to pray

Nothin bout nothin works out okay

Biorhythm off since the day I was born

When I bend over my pants are torn

I can't rely on a perfect plan

Why am I such a fed-up man

Every intersection I'm stuck on red

When I roll over I fall out of bed

Living Murphys law every day of my life

I can't cut butter with a hot sharp knife

Plenty of no good nothin to say

I fall on my knees it's judgement day

Lord winks at me bout something to pray

Nothin bout nothin works out okay

Stepping in a pile of doggy poop

My favorite little chicken done flew the coup

I can't scratch an itch and a fungus toe

Always got to potty when there's no place to go

My glass half empty done spilled on the floor

I lost all my marbles when they tallied the score

My neighbors keep saying oh bless your heart

The roof is a leaking and my truck won't start

Plenty of no good nothin to say

I fall on my knees it's judgement day

Lord winks at me bout something to pray

Nothin bout nothin works out okay