Verbal Diarrhea Lyrics

There's a talk named Ted

Everybody's read

Bout a Nero bot

And a lot to be a learning

We've got hardware there

Crappy software to share

But the damn firmware

Keeps a stomach churning

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

Got a bad password

And an acronym turd

Another update

I am irate

There's Google oh my

Microsoft makes me cry

Viruses a spreading

And I don't know why

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

Just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

There's Social engineering

In my neighborhood

Apple Mac is texting me a dirty word

Deleting all the cookies

And the history of nookies

My privacy is really absurd

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

Just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

Clouds are holding data for eternity

NSA is probing all humanity

Once just sharing data

Has became a hot potata

Aggravation constipation and Calamity

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

Just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

AI subscribe email and bribe diatribe

Guest or a host gremlin or ghost what a post

Alert on my phone my doggies at home needs a bone

Facebook is blocked TikTok has clocked now it's locked

Click bate and spam don't give a damn no more ram

Twitter or X oh what a mess now I digress

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

Just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

I got a ping in the head

And a chip in my bed

When it starts a dinging

I can feel myself a peeing

And a data dump

From my virtual rump

Time to go outside

And recover my pride

I've got an F for U and a C K too

My attitude is crappy

Just like doggie doo

Verbal diarrheas

What we've come down to

A Y and an O and a big fat U

All that's left is FUC and KME for now