One Night Lyrics

Old Roscoe was a sneaky big raccoon

I met him one night It was the month of June

Out Camping i was then i heard a sound

The trash can lid fell on the ground

One night I swear it was a big full moon

From the darkness he leaned up on the trash can

With his girlfriend Sally and a skunk they called Sam

Now Sally was small and she liked to climb

Up Roscoe she ran in record time

One night I swear it was a big full moon

Well I stood up and I loudly clapped my hands

While Sally flung garbage out of the trash can

Roscoe started eating all he could see

The skunk named Sam was approaching me

One night I swear it was a big full moon

I retreated on back behind my big camp fire

Sam was sniffing and snorting as his tail grew higher

He wasn't afraid as he walked in the smoke

I wondered how he didn't cough or choke

One night I swear it was a big full moon

He circled the fire and drove me away

His girlfriend Lila popped out on me to spray

I ran in the woods in the dead of night

So far I couldn't see the fire light

One night I swear it was a big full moon

What the hell they drove me from my camp

Ran me off just like a hobo tramp

I hymned and hawed threw sticks and stones

They wandered in my tent where I rest my bones

One night I swear it was a big full moon

Well Holy crap I left the tent door open

Profanity flying in the words that were spoken

I stopped and kneeled to rest my back

I realized I still had my old backpack

One night I swear it was a big full moon

Inside I found a crunchy popcorn bag

It just might work there ain't no time to brag

I'll make a trail to lure them out

Then close my tent no need to pout

One night I swear it was a big full moon

I snuck right up in front of the tent door

Started dropping the corn in a line on the forest floor

I passed Roscoe he was round as a tree

Little Sally asleep on his big belly

One night I swear it was a big full moon

Then Sally and Roscoe they scurried off to roam

I was huffing and puffing as I looped back to my home

I saw Sam and Lila on the path of corn

I hurried down the holler to be back by morn

One night I swear it was a big full moon

I made it to my tent and I zipped it right up

Then I opened up a bottle to fill up my cup

I felt so smart with my victory

Then I got a whiff of their Poo Pourri

One night I swear it was a big full moon

I was so tired I really did not care

I fell asleep in the stinky pungent air

When I woke up later I smelled real strong

There's truth and fact inside my song

One night I swear it was a big full moon

One night I swear it was a big full moon

One night I swear it was a big full moon