Gumby Beach Lyrics

Gumby's on the beach

They're bumping into everyone

Turning white to pink

They Spent too long in the sun

Splashing in the surf

While floating on their water wings

Tracking too much sand

On towels that everybody brings

Baba shit kookalou shnitzo on my butthole too

Why Do they come here

Wow this keeps happening

Now have I paid my debt

No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's playing ball

Throwing it everywhere

Half the time they fall

Or tangle in my beach chair

Stepping on a shell

Or screaming at the ocean birds

Paradise or hell

It's hard for me to find the words

Alla bobba beanie weeny sandy crack in my bikini

Why do they come here

Wow this keeps happening

Now have I paid my debt

No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's dropping trash

And messing up the ocean view

Castle was a smash

Until they kicked it with their shoe

Ruining everything

But having such a good time

Jelly fish sting

No Justice for their silly crime

Tasty treat and mustard hands Jelly bean with swollen glands

Why do they come here

Wow this keeps happening

Now have I paid my debt

No it's Gumby beach

Gumby's screaming loud

With everything they try to do

Now they are a crowd

My souls is gone for that is true

Will they go away

Not likely they are moving in

Hope a rainy day

Will send them packing out again

Circle jerk with Peter Pan lost my hamster in the sand

Why do they come here

Wow this keeps happening

Now have I paid my debt

No it's Gumby beach