NOTHANKYOU Lyrics

All my girls white, just like my interior

I don't hate dark girls, I think they're inferior

I need a mute chick, I'm not into hearing her

Test drive the Tesla? I'm not even steering her

She has purple hair, I'm not even into her

I wonder how many guys have been in to her

She's getting handsy, I'm not a thot whisperer

So I turn and ask her what's gotten into her?

"I want to gobble your nuts" She answers

Girl, do I look like a can full of planters?

If I was your father, I would just spank you

But I'm a moral man, I'll say No, Thank you

I kindly decline your humble offer

Pre-martial sex? I'm waiting for the altar

My mind is made up, I'm sure it won't alter

'Cause God's strength is strong, it doesn't falter

What are you gay, or some type of Mormon?

I'm sorry, but is sex all that important?

I think our Characters are just not a match

So I'll say "No, Thank You" to you and your snatch

I should've know that you were from a bad batch

But my balls aren't something you can go catch

To open the door, you press down the latch

And just be careful, don't give my door a scratch

I know you don't know how to handle rejection

Like you don't know how to handle this erection

You should just concede unlike this last election

And you should be thankful to your kind ejection

Didn't result in you being left in the streets

You're lucky I even let you sit on to my seats

Cuz the last girl wanted beef, and I was chicken

I stood her up when I found she's a Wiccan

Not all can be cured with sage and crystals

She's lucky she didn't meet my pistols

Cuz she would've gotten rocked like quartz

And the amount of blood would be in quarts

Consider yourself lucky that you're still standing

And why you acting so very demanding

You claim you have tons of other guys, how?

Oh I forgot, Indians worship cows!

Not to come off strong like those guys from India

But those are the only dudes that are into ya

While I could keep making fun of the Hindi

I would much rather make fun of the Indie

Tendencies you claim that make you quirky

Oh sister, now we got beef like jerky

But before I go insane and shank you

Get out of my car, I said "No, Thank You!"