CHINESE WOMAN DRIVING Lyrics

Absolutely, because my fellow politicians are like Chinese women driving

You can't trust 'em to do even the simplest of things

And what exactly do you mean by a "Chinese woman driving"?

Is-is that like a metaphor or something?

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving

Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving

These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving

But they lie to you like they don't because they're conniving so

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving

Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving

These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving

But they lie to you like they don't because they're conniving so

War with China's at the front door, ding dong

And they still wanna act like we're good friends with the Ching Chong

And that's because China's fucking lining our senators pockets

While those communists are quietly aligning their rockets

The only time I like being lied to is when I'm getting laid

Other than that, I want to know if anyone's getting paid

To spread misinformation and say that "everything's alright"

And the next thing you know, America's playing Fortnite

But in real life, I'm not talking about on Xbox

Because China wants a fight and they're ready to box

But this ain't a battle royale, you'll be put straight in a box

They'll take you out and you won't be given a leftover box

But guess what, your face will be plastered right all over Fox

While you're lying face-first in a ditch, fucking choking on rocks

'Cuz your stupid ass started swallowing the government's cock

And fought for your country thinking you were as brave as a hawk

So here's some words of advice if you really value your life

Stay away from politics and stay away from all of the strife

They only care about their pockets, they don't care for your wife

And if they could legally, they'd send you to an afterlife

That I'm pretty sure they don't really fucking believe in

They act a lot like Journey 'cause they don't want you to stop believing

Every word, every lie, every quote, and every single fibbery

So they can achieve their main goal of taking away your liberty

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving

Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving

These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving

But they lie to you like they don't because they're conniving so

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving

Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving

These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving

But they lie to you like they don't because they're conniving so

Okay, Mister Fawcette, did you just use a racial stereotype to get your point across?

No, that wasn't a stereotype, woman are just bad drivers in general

Should I be concerned for you?

Like concerned for my safety, concerned for my mental health, concerned for my bank Account?

'Cause I'll tell you this right now, all three of those things are absolutely fantastic

Listen, the American people want a guy like me, they love a guy like me, and frankly They Need a guy like me

I tell it like it is and that's why every single person is gonna vote for me in the twenty Thirty-six Election

You don't need to worry about me honey

Well, I-I-I mean, alright, I guess, uh, next question