PUSSY BORING Lyrics

I-I-I-I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

I've been texting up this fucking chick from Bumble (heyyy)

And I can tell from her texts that she's ready to rumble

But like Kendrick Lamar, I'm gonna keep it Humble

So I said "Want me to come over? I'll bring some Crumbl" (sure)

Now, as I'm writing down this little story on my pad

I can remember her name was Lilly, not talking the pad

From the way she was flirting, I knew she wasn't on the pad

So she dropped the address and I made my way to her pad

Entered her apartment and give her place a ring

She asked "Who is it?" and I said "Leland King"

So I got buzzed like Aldrin through the foyer

And I felt something's brewing just like a cafe

But I got to her door, and gave it a knock

She was fully clothed, to my complete and utter shock (Hey, how's it going?)

So I'm thinking that we're gonna watch a movie and shit

But she tells me that she just got off of her shift

"Uh, Would it be ok if I took a quick shower?"

And said yeah, and sat in the kitchen for an hour

Chilling on my phone, just watching Youtube

And then she came out wearing only a robe and barely hiding her boobs

But you know I ain't one to start an overreaction

I'll just ignore it badly like some porn acting

But I was here for movies, I was here to hang

But I wasn't here for sex, I wasn't here to bang

I was fed up with this girl, you know? I was finished

But this girl had other plans in mind, because in fifteen minutes

She was rubbing my arm and whispering in my ear (So, do you wanna watch a movie? Or do you wanna make one? hehe)

Talking some dirty game I wasn't trying to hear

I wasn't trying to kill the mood just like Oscar the Grouch

But I wasn't gonna stand down just like a deep crouch

Then she took my arms and pinned me up against the couch (gotcha)

And she hopped on me, but I didn't yell ouch, I said

I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

Ask any modernized, westernized guy

And I can assure you he'll say the same thing as I

That women give it up nowadays like a free sample

Like the situation in the last verse, for example

Now this isn't one of those tracks you send your chick

To make her believe that we don't wanna go slang dick

'Cause c'mon, I know her skull ain't that thick (durrrrrrrr)

I'm just saying, make me work for it, I don't want it quick

You need to see it from my perspective, dear (Uh-huh!)

Imagine that me and my boys went out to hunt deer (Mm-hmm?)

And suddenly all the does walked in front of my gun

Where's the sport? Where's the chase? In fact, where's the fun

I wouldn't wanna shoot it, I'd walk off the field

Because us guys love playing the game and playing the field

And seeing if we can score after spending a few quarters

Trying to touchdown, and separate ya legs like borders

But most men in America take great offense

When the other team ain't even playing defense

You don't stop the advance of a crotch like a waist-high fence

Because y'all apparently play with meat swords like y'all fence

So here's some advice before you go to the club

While getting ready, ladies, give your clit a good rub

It's what men do to prevent acting like a dork

And keeps us from getting fucking stabbed in the hand with a fork

Because we as men can only think with one head at a time

And In the club, are we really acting like Einstein

Ha, I doubt it, kinda like astrology

We're studying anatomy and practicing biology

And in here, we're just trying to attract a mate

Not one that'll go down under just like Australia, mate

After sipping coconut Ciroc just like some herbal maté

And that doesn't mean my dick's too small to mate, it means (Hahaha)

I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring

I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring

And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin

But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring

Hahaha, maybe if you stop letting us hit so much, we'd like you again, but...

We both know that's not gonna happen anytime soon now, is it? Ha