LATINO VOTE Lyrics

You say, everyone in America is going to vote for you, how are you going to secure the Latino vote?

Because from where I'm standing right now, Mister Fawcette, the polls are not in your Favor, especially after that…"Chinese woman driving" charade you just done

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

Yo tengo un mensaje para todos mis votantes

No has visto este tipo de presidente antes (hola)

Quien es muy considerado y conoces su palabras

Mientras que el resto de oponentes necesitan relabras

And even when they figure out what to say, they stutter

Like a babbling baby, they should go back to their mother

Like how southerners want you to just go back to your country

But I'll tell you this right now, you should just shut up you fucking honkey

Who else is gonna cut our hair, grow our crops and make our food?

I know it's not gonna be me, I am not in the mood

To hop on a big green tractor like my name is Jason Aldean

And slave away in the fields, if you know what I mean

So I'll let Ricardo and Eduardo stay in Colorado

And give them a work visa and a brand new Silverado

So they can drive to the fields and work with a shit-eating grin

Cuz to them, making seven twenty five an hour's a win, ha!

('Cause I mean, it just feels right to have them work the fields, you know?

They already want to work hard and they're already brown, the dirt's brown

It's almost like they were just, made for this kind of work

It's almost like match made in heaven)

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

I'm sorry if that last verse got you just a little tense

But those are the things Liberals say behind their white picket fence

They'll stab you in the back but smile right to your faces

All because their biggest fear is being called racist

Now I really know how I'll get the Latino vote

For one, I'll stop threatening beaners to send them on the boat

By a White man with a gun wearing an immigration blazer

All because I want to fearmonger for my next fundraiser

What kind of fucking sicko does that kind of stuff to a person?

Personally I think that kind of behavior is worse than

Blatantly saying you're not welcome here and kicking them out

Of the town because at least I know what the fuck you're about

So I implore you this November when you go out and vote

To not vote like a sheep and instead vote for a goat

That'll chew out his opponents just like a field full of grass

Or else they'll take you to the border and just kick out your ass

(This is not a message of hate, this is just a warning. They will kick you out

The day you rebel against them and stop giving them money. They're just

Allowing you to live here because you keep giving them votes and money, you idiots)

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

I know how I'm gonna secure the Latino vote

I'm gonna stop threatening to send their ass back on the boat

Back to where they came from, and give them a small sliver of hope

And they're gonna celebrate and say that Fawcette is the G.O.A.T so

You know, there's a special place in hell for people that use latinos for money, and their Votes

It's like, the bottom boiler of hell

Bro, if you're here legally, you can't get kicked out so stop having them boss you around

Oh! White man gon' get ya! White man gon' get ya! Shut the fuck up!

Fucking, idiot!