FORGIVE STUDENT LOANS Lyrics

Government, it's time for you to leave students alone

And stop giving them predatory amounts of student loans

You're the reason they're in debt and simply afford a home

So I suggest it's time for you to forgive all student loans so

You know a wise man once said "Never confuse education with intelligence"

And I live by those words, because you have to be an absolute moron to use the American education system

Government, it's time for you to leave students alone

And stop giving them predatory amounts of student loans

You're the reason they're in debt and simply afford a home

So I suggest it's time for you to forgive all student loans so

Government, it's time for you to leave students alone

And stop giving them predatory amounts of student loans

You're the reason they're in debt and simply afford a home

So I suggest it's time for you to forgive all student loans so

When Biden got elected, he said he'd sign it quick

But the only paper that he's stroking is the one on his dick

And once he throws away the tissue and comes to his senses

He all but forgets about American student expenses

Now usually I wouldn't fault a freaking geriatric

For forgetting something, but then he pulled all these theatrics

Promising us something then reneging quickly on the deal

Oh, but give Ukraine a hundred billion, that's no big deal? Huh?

That don't make no sense just like a Muslim eating bacon

Our financial freedom as Americans is being taken

By the Treasury who heavily gave out all the celery

To pay for the college educations, now they're gonna tell on me

By telling the IRS that I am not gonna pay

Then they go seizing my property and garnishing my pay

And all this started because I simply wanted education

But this sad story is a normal one across this nation

So I implore you before you submit your college application

Do you really need that education to build an application?

I don't think so, all you need is the Google application

Some time, some effort and a whole ton of application

Government, it's time for you to leave students alone

And stop giving them predatory amounts of student loans

You're the reason they're in debt and simply afford a home

So I suggest it's time for you to forgive all student loans so

Government, it's time for you to leave students alone

And stop giving them predatory amounts of student loans

You're the reason they're in debt and simply afford a home

So I suggest it's time for you to forgive all student loans so