UTAH GIRL Lyrics

You know, I've never found women really attractive

But as with all things, we all have our, one, expectation

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Honestly, man where do I begin?

Bleached blonde hair and sunkissed skin

Cream colored nails to match with the stanley

Who knew a girl could make ya feel so manly?

Here's a list of the things I like

It's a invite when they say "take a hike"

Their hair is real, it's not a weave or wig

And when we wanna get drinks, we go to Swig

Orange and curvy, just like a Crush

When it comes to them, I sorta have a crush

It's comes from a place of love, not lust

All other girls can just bite the dust

'Cause compared to them, girl, you're a snack

Like Crumbl cookies, I want a pack

Of twelve of y'all, just like a dozen

Twelve queens in the beehive, let's get to buzzin

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Florida girls dress like hobos

While Utah girls dress like bohos

With floral dresses and wide brim hats

Fashion don't get much better than that

If I had to describe them, I'd use the word "Full"

Full head, full body and a full soul

They know how to read, they aren't dyslexic

And they are so far from anorexic

Milk and chicken did not miss 'em

Staying single? I'm trying to Miss 'em

They praise Jesus Christ like they miss 'em

But when He comes back, they will not miss 'em

'Cause they're patient and really devout

Their faith in God is without a doubt

Your girl's on your nerves and on your temple

While my girl's are posted up in the temple

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

I'm not trying to sound like a creep

But there's something when you offroad your jeep

That turns me on and revs up my engine

I'm being real, I'm through with pretending

With big blue eyes and a voice like silk

It ain't gonna be hard to turn you into a MILF

Let's stock up on Similac and milk

And have nine blonde kids just like cornsilk

Cuz you're so unique, and I'm trying to make copies

If you were a car, you'd be a Bugatti

I'll be your Clyde, if you'll be my Bonnie

While I run for president like Mitt Romney

You've got me floating like Criss Angel

'Cause y'all ain't women, y'all are some angels

Your Ex's trash-trashing? I know he ain't

I'll go straight to his door like a Latter-Day Saint

Honestly, I've been around the world

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl (guys)

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls (I'm telling ya, you should dump your girl right now and move to the 801)

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

Honestly, I've been around the world (We got too many 10's walking around without a man on their side)

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl

With a bubbly voice and big blonde curls (We need some of you to come out here)

Ain't nothing better than a Utah girl (Or else I'mma take two or three with me, haha!)

Uh, uh, uh, uh, hahaha!

You know man? They're all perfect, they're all 10's

It doesn't matter what college they be in, you know?

BYU, UVU, USU, U of U

The only thing bigger than my crush on these girls, is their humongous foreheads, ha!

It's okay, I still love you though

You should hit me up sometime, my phone number is,uh, 310-800-1738

Hahaha, anyways, what's the next question?