Seven Degrees Of Seperation Lyrics

My girlfriend? Asian

My stories? Bold and brazen

My second language? Broken

My politics? Contrary and outspoken

My music? Over-compressed

My doctors opinion? Over-depressed

My sperm count? On one hand

My workplace? Loves Ayn Rand

My aspiration? Consumption

My greatest fear? Is reproduction

My coffee? Made at home

My cooking? Tastes like stone

And my pets? Apartment-tolerant

My neighbours? Indeterminate origin

My existence? Is filled with joy

I swear I'm not like the other boys

I got a bachelor degree

I got a bachelor degree

Look, trust me

I got a bachelor degree

Look, trust me

I got a bachelor degree

My parents? Doctors

My birth certificate? Now reads adopted

My hairstyle? Windswept

My HECS debt? Forever indexed

My time capsules? Buried underground

My high school poems? They ain't profound

My gym membership? It's untouched

My blood pressure? In God I trust

I got a master's degree

I got a master's degree

Look, trust me

I got a master's degree

Look, trust me

I even went to RMIT

I can be a Marxist, if you want me to

I can love anarchy, if you want me to

I'll worship Adorno, if you want me to

I'll recite John Donne, if you want me to

I'll take the money from Thiel, if you want me to

I'll join skulls and bones, if you want me to

I write ten essays bland, if you want me to

And I'll forget what I learned when you pay me too, because:

My weekends? They're bereft

My performance review? Totally inept

My mental state? Completely burned out

My short courses? I dropped out

And my concentration's wavering

The chip on my shoulder I am savouring

My final report? I'm down and out

My humanity is something I can live without because

I got a P.H.D

I got a P.H.D

Look, trust me

I got a P.H.D

Look, trust me

I even went to Melbourne Uni