THAT'S ADDERALL SHE WROTE Lyrics

You look like a Monday

Burnt out, what a display

Used up all your sick days

The cure, medical cocaine

Doctor I'm at the end of my rope

I'm fresh out of artificial hope

Just write me a script to help me cope

Oh thank God, that's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

Cash in the last part of my brain

Convince myself I was born this way

I just learned that Rome wasn't built in a day

I'll break my body 'till I get my way

Big man, what's up guy?

You spent seventeen hours watching paint dry

Never sleep because you just don't have the time

I got a cure for you that brings reason to rhyme

All you need is a healthcare card

Just sign below on the dotted line

Then wait two to four weeks by the letterbox

Then take three and you'll nod right off

That's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

You can't say that I didn't try

I'm just not built like the other guys

Romulus might have raised by wolves

But he didn't have an AI powered spreadsheet tool

That's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

That's Adderall she wrote

You can't say that I didn't try

I'm just not made like the other guys

Hold my hand while I pretend to die

You feed my pain that I love to hide

And when civilisation all caves in

You'll finally realise that I should have been king

From my golden throne I'll scream and shout

For thirty days until my script runs out

It's all blood and soil until plants don't grow

You can't harvest tears from spent motor oil

You read all the books to pass the exam

But your HD average means nothing to me now

And where did the rungs on the ladder lead?

An apartment surrounded by plastic trees

If the lights stay on everything's alright

My AirPods drown out the screams at night

And it's just too much for any man to bear

We should have built a Chemist's Warehouse in an underground lair

Before we dropped the bombs and released the hounds

Now I'll never get my Adderall in this wasteland