Couldn't Lyrics

Couldn't meet more of them if I tried to on a daily

Right now it's mainly the ones who also pay me

Do my best for a customer they still act like a baby

Got me thinking I should even sack it in lately

Who could be bothered with the problems they've got?

They bought my product and my service offered is top

But then the courier delivering are offering squat

Never mind the manufacturer whose quality dropped

And I won't profit from selling you summat that's not how you want

And I'm running round trying to get something else dropped

Off to your property and promptly cos I know it's no good

All you gotta do is stay cool and not be a

Contradictory, passive aggressive, emailing type of dude

Keyboard warrior piling anxiety on too

Or ring you seven times a day to get a progress update

Look mate

We've established there's been a problem, f's sake

The world seems to be full of 'em

Through life and work they're stumbling

Don't start me on the government

Cos right now everyone acts a

Country seems that it's full up with 'em

From Lincoln round to Cumberland

Common sense seems too much for them

Cos right now everyone's being a

Continual pain in the arse and it's worsening

Every person taking part in a work tournament

No-one's learning that we weren't to win it's a certain and

The people who come off better out of it didn't earn a thing

We're led by donkeys, also that's costing me

British seem obsessed with respecting an aristocracy

Like we aren't born equal there are people better

And they'll always be above you even if you never let them

And that isn't fair, what you're saying is if I'm an heir

To a massive fortune and some land, I can't be compared

Access to the circles of wealth - well that'll certainly help

I can afford people who assure me of health

I can afford education, that'll sure do me well

A family friend got me a job? Man that's awesome as hell

Tax avoidance schemes? Don't mind if I do

Don't want Grandad's nest egg getting anywhere near you

Considering

The world seems to be full of me

Silver spoon right in front of me

Plenty of us run the country

Cos right now everyone acts a

Country seems that it's full up with 'em

From London up to Sunderland

Common sense seems too much for them

Cos right now everyone's being a

Conspiracy theorist completely void of humor

Or a follower of orders, a complete consumer

It's good to ask questions, it's fine to tow the line

Gotta get the balance right and know when those in charge are lying

Granted, it's most of the time, it's all about populism

Say that you did something even if you did or didn't

If you're winning in the popular stakes

Then you will not be a fake, the media will even prop you up mate

Just keep the wheels greased, and the richest satisfied

And you'll never have to tell the truth, they won't bat an eye

At a massive lie, they can even prove it in court

And you'll stay in power regardless cos you are the law

But God forbid you get on the wrong side of the media

You'll never see a decline speedier, see how they're treating ya?

Contort their contagious content, and show a front

Know a potential politician? You know I couldn't

The world seems to be full of 'em

Through life and work they're bumbling

Most of them in the government

Cos right now everyone acts a

Country seems that it's full up with 'em

In pubs or just my customers

Common sense seems too much for them

Cos right now everyone's being a

Content provider for the tabloids

Contract negotiator for Premier League footballers

Conservative politician

You get the idea