Delicious Lyrics

Now I don't like seeing when people's problems get worse

But there's nowt tastier than seeing them get what they deserve

Good folks get trampled on, it often occurs

Go to school, what did you learn, were you a jock or a nerd?

Cos people are pretty heartless and what is absurd

The worst ones work their way to the top of the earth

Stepping on good people, don't care what they prefer

So when karma catches up nourishment is served and it's

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Now there's plenty of crap that went down during C19

Particularly public funding contracts for PPE

All the tories were at it, giving money for free

To friends, family and colleagues, not the people in need

Will the health secretary do it? Course he will

Some guy who never made medical supplies got fourty mill

Hancock carried on, told us to be cautious still

And then lost his job cos he was caught on film and it was

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In the 14-15 season, Chelsea were unbeaten at home

Managed by Mourinho back when he had the throne

They drew my team in the cup, which is decent ya know

Good pay day, even if you get beaten and owned

Drogba & Mo Salah, are you having a larf?

We were 2-0 down, 2-1 at the half

And then Morais, Halliday and Yeates took 'em apart

And Bradford beat them 4-2, the taste I'd regard as

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There was an orange faced twat who used to run the US

Was running for a second term despite nothing but mess

Had people doing his bidding and you could have just guessed

Enough people would not vote to ensure his success

But thankfully, enough understood what was best

And while no choice is perfect, some are much less

We got to watch his empire crumble to shreds

Four Seasons Landscaping conference just for the press was

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I was a carnivore for 35 years of my life

Cos tradition is meat with meat and some meat on the side

After I came to terms with what creature had died

I ate less but still cheated if we'd eat on a night

I owe my decision to quit meat to my wife

Who stood by my side and didn't even have gripes

Needed a dead animal's body for what I eat to be nice?

Other than vegan cheese man, every meal I have's like

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