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I never watched Band of Brothers. Will I? I'm not sure

Never been a big fan of watching guys at war

Watched all of Breaking Bad, some of it's ace

But overall, not really as good as they say

In fact, Better Call Saul is superior

But tell that to most Breaking Bad fans and they aren't hearing you

Nothing wrong with a good plot, whether it's slow or not

And most characters in Breaking Bad I wanted to be shot

Chernobyl was sick as hell, felt as much doc as drama

There is an episode though where dogs are the

Subject of a kinda genocide, though it was done well

And that first episode's the perfect vision of hell

And of course, The Wire was undeniably dope

And Method Man can act like a motherchuffer ya know!

It was proper well written and acted

But I've only watched it through once so maybe I wasn't that impacted

Game of Thrones, where to start: they were changing the game

Hated how the book readers on Facebook gave it away

As far as rewarding rewatching, some classic examples

But back half of the last series just an absolute shambles

Rick and Morty is untouchable, that shit is sick

But I've kept my head down about it since the hype of Pickle Rick

"It's just for clever people" you sound like a friggin' dick

Pretentious watchers of it, proper love-a-gimmick pricks

Sopranos, is outstanding TV

Not many better than Tony played by Gandolfini

On my third watch of that, loved by mates and friends

It's controversial but I didn't even hate the end

Saw True Detective...awesome I reckon

Just watched the first and third, I was warned off the second

Vince Vaughan was detective? I'll probably never see it still

Early Fargo was as good or better than the film

Stranger Things was sick, good atmosphere

I hate watching kids act, but they smashed it here

Arrested Development is fun but completely off its head

We tend to smoke and watch telly, often couldn't catch the thread

Seinfeld is mine and the missus' jam ya know

Proper pick-you-up-when-you-feel-down antidote

The pilot episode isn't worth bothering with

But after that, as far as sitcoms, it's on top of my list

Black Mirror was mostly sick, Charlie Brooker's off his nut

The later stuff, family life seemed to soften him up

The first episodes he did were so harrowing

And became true to a point where he's found it quote "embarrassing"

I never saw Twin Peaks, this is a reminder to do so

We tried Narcos, didn't keep our attention too close

To be fair, we eat and watch so subtitle's a bitch

But that didn't stop us absolutely loving The Bridge

This isn't meant to be genderist, I mean no offence

But Peaky Blinders is just a period drama for men

The beginning's good, Sam Neill's baddie was the best sort

But by the end, it felt like they were flogging a dead horse

Fawlty Towers was basically genius

Though the recent language scrutiny's not meaningless

It's Always Sunny...I try to watch it and I'm planning to

It's well written, I just hate every bloody character

House of Cards is a tricky one now we know what we know

Erm, it was a pretty incredible show

Spacey's despicable, how he acted that so well's a mystery

That last Robin Wright series needs erasing from history

I'm a big fan of Curb though it took me a while

There's a lot of arguments in it, shot in the same style

Once you get past that it's very rewarding

Especially for Seinfeld fans when it's got Jerry and George in

Shame the Simpsons only did 11 seasons

(But Dad) - it only did 11 seasons

Fleabag deserves the hype, Westworld is tight

The Thick Of It is the best satire I've seen in my life

It was nice to see Hugh Laurie in House MD

But it's so tediously predictable by season three

I'm not a royalist, I'd happily tear it all down

But I very much enjoyed watching all of The Crown

Dave and Atlanta had a similar vibe

Both about rap, for me a lot of familiar sights

Donald Glover's writing is dope

So Atlanta probably pips it if I had to choose between 'em both

Blackadders are all great, Line of Duty is ace

Dexter is crap, why is that summat that people rate?

Mindhunter's worth a watch, Gangs of London's pretty bland

Father Ted was amazing, what happened to Linehan?

I'm trying to think of some crap ones to finish this off

There's so many of them thankfully I've forgot

If a panel show has Lee Mack, we always try to watch it

But Not Going Out...is dogshit

To be fair BBC haven't done a good sitcom in time

And Channel 4 need to step up cos Derry Girls is shite

Leave your brain at home for Big Bang and it's ok

It's highly rated, but I hated The Good Place

Handmaid's Tale is great but heavy, we get the picture

Can't believe I watched a full series of The Witcher

Played the game and loved it but the show was lacking

It was either overcomplex plot or someone was shagging

These days there's so much attention paid to the visualizing

I'm more interested in acting and writing than just violence

I've missed some but please let me know your good findings

But don't get in touch if you watch Love Island