Muck On The Wall Lyrics

Oh crummies look what some idiot has done to that wall

It's absolutely disgusting I bet it was kids honestly Howard kids round here have got no respect

They want locking up

I'm sick of it

National service is too good for them, they want castrating

Lock them up and throw away the key that's what I say

I blame the parents

Broken homes produce broken kids it's as simple as that but they should know better

There's no excuse for behavior like that

Seriously some of the families round here are literally feral

Sat at home jobless with their Sky TV and an endless supply of cigarettes

They're nothing but spongers the lot of them

Maybe if they'd worked a day in their lives they might understand the value of hard work

And have some respect for the poor beggar who's got to clean that off

Mind you it'll probably be one of their friends on community service

Like Les Battersby that time before he went off with Status Quo

Honestly the mind boggles

I just don't know what goes through some people's heads

Do they wake up in the morning and think I know what I'll do today

I'm going to go out and create an eyesore

I'm going to trash someone's property

I'm going to do the most obnoxious thing I can think of

And stain a perfectly clean wall with a load of muck

Because the only person I care about is myself

And the rest of you can all go to hell

What

It's a Banksy

Oh my god Howard

It's a Banksy

What an honor

Oh it's amazing

I can't believe it

I've been wanting him to come here for years

In fact I think I even said it at that barbeque round Joan's last summer didn't I

Do you remember

Oh I can't believe we missed him

Right come on let's go back and get a picture with it before some reprobate steals the wall

Come on quick