Dicknose Donald Lyrics

N-now what the hell in John Mellancamp's godfersaken name

Did he just say about the President of MY country?

Time to exercise my second amendment rights, YEE YEE!

Ugh

Exercise your second? Maybe try your body instead

Get that beer gut out my face before I turn your neck red

Take my machete and give you a fuckin' thwap

You stupid ass dipshits with your Republican crap

I'll exercise my first, it's the right to free speech

And I'll speak ill of the president as long as he breathes

And probably long after he's rotting in his grave

After reeling for hours from bleach injected in his veins

It's insane to support a president who's plain fuckin' stupid

He would try to build a house without a motherfucking blueprint

Now he's leading a powerhouse country in the world

Full of dipshit followers shouting out their support

He's a world class idiot with a dick like a shroom

'Cause you'd have to be tripping to fuckin' fuck this dude

Leggo of his ego, 'cause he's a sensitive dick

He can't handle name-calling when it's directed at him

He's Dicknose Donald

And he's the fucking president

Disregarding science

With his sidekick, slick dick Pence

Tearin' down morality

And buildin' up a wall

I'll be sittin' here waitin'

For his fuckin' downfall

Watching him my brain ain't the only thing hurtin'

His thumbs are bright red from the Tweets he's been spurtin'

In a tirade of a toddler with sentences as educated

Dicky tweets as frequently as he's probably masturbated

There's no way without money that fuckin' dick would get laid

Unless it's Mitch McConnell or they're being very well paid

It's a shame such a douche has so much goddamn power

I pray for the day that he fucking slips in the fucking shower

If an eggplant could talk, we'd have a better conversation

The fact this guy can form a sentence is really fuckin' amazing

Granted they're full of hate and filled with misinformation

Guiding the country to it's own self-elimination

Saw a fake article about a seventy three IQ

That's fake news, it's actually a square sixty two

This dude hasn't a clue of what the fuck to fucking do

To aid both the economy and contain a deadly "flu"

He's Dicknose Donald

And he's the fucking president

Disregarding science

With his sidekick, slick dick Pence

Tearin' down morality

And buildin' up a wall

I'll be sittin' here waitin'

For his fuckin' downfall

Yo I'm fed up with this bullshit, this has lasted too long

I'm done photoshopping his face to have a nasal dong

I'll rip this fuckin' guy until the fuckin' day that I die

Ride the riptide of lines until they bury his hide

That's not a death threat, that's not what I suggest

But there's no fucking question he's a motherfucking pest

Infesting the rest of the nest like a termite on a quest

Taking in what he says is at best hard to digest

He's leaves my insides burning like bad indigestion

Everything he does and says just leaves me to question

How bad his daddy and mommy treated him as a kid

That he turned out to be such an insufferable dick?

He's a bigger prick than the one in Sleeping Beauty's plotline

I hope he fuckin' hears this shit as I strand together rhymes

Batterin' him like I'm cookin' a motherfuckin' cake

As he long as he's in charge, I'll slap a dick on his face

Motherfucker