Intro (Radio Edit) ft. Odd Hal Lyrics

Hello, Anti-Hoarder, please hold

Hello, Anti-Hoarder, please hold

Anti-Hoarder, please hold

I need an employee's help

But I'm too damn cheap to pay one

Son of a gun, what have I done?

Starting an online store for fun

I need to do something fast

Otherwise this gig won't last

Become a thing of the past

A fast blast of hot ass gas

How can I do this

With just me?

Oh, and of course

Cardboardi B

Hmmm

Oh, I just got hit

With a brilliant idea

Turn Cardboardi B into a

Being that's a liver and a breather

Frankenstein prep to meet your match

I'm about to catch you in the back

With an ax, this a first class act

Cardboardi B is going on the attack

Put a brain in that

Stitch that up tight

Tonight's the night this cardboard's eyes

Meet the world's bright lights

Now rise

Come to life my packaging buddy

We'll hit the dubbies when out of bubblies

In the clubbies pumpin' chicks with hubbies

Scrubby grubby bouncers gonna

Bounce us out the back

Cause you grabbed the bartender's rack

Man that was wack

Sack of skin and head of box

Winding up the clock

Here he comes

And his jaw ain't locked!

He's got verses to spit

His lyrical wit is the

Around the world'll get wet

Lips drip when he spits on the

Here he comes, here he comes,

Better grab your tape guns

Gonna stun your butt

Like you sat on a taser son

Here he comes, here he comes

The full packaging

Ballin' in a fancy tux wrapping

I'm alive

Free at last

To walk the Earth

To pack my peanuts up an ass

Of a pretty lady

Maybe hike it to Tom Brady

This package ain't slim

But damn I'm really shady

Get ready to rip

Like wrapping paper as a kid strips

Free a gift box from its wrappings

Revealing toys and other contraptions

Man, can't believe I was conceived

I'm here, I breathe

Just like Jesus Christ

By a different Virgin Mary (Hey!)

Oh come on, you're the Anti-Hoarder

You might as well have Trumped your bed

And built a border

No one layin' you in the sheets sheets

Kind of guy that doesn't get to skeet skeet

Even women on the corner of the street street

Won't touch your meat meat

Meet and greet the box who

Slays the ladys' boxes

Make em blow me like chronic

After sliding up to their coccyx

Thanks for what you did

I appreciate it truly

For this newly acquainted consciousness

I wish I could thank you duly

But I've got a shoot some gooey

On nips so ruby

If the chick smacks them together thrice

She leaves this Technicolor movie

Peace, BRB, or

Whatever the you say

I've got a to

I'll be on my way

Wait!

What?

Can I… can I come with you?

It's been so long since I've been with a woman that isn't made of cardboard

Haha and I'm sure it'll be even longer

I can't have you holding me back

Listen, some people are just meant to

You know, strictly

Embrace who you are, Hal

If you don't, who the will?

I'm gonna go a tree again