Steal My Money ft. Odd Hal Lyrics

Uh… uh… so you think you can fuck with this box? Fuckin' dick

So you fuckin' think I'm a goddamn sucker?

Guess a-fuckin'-gain you dumb motherfucker

I know who you are, I know where you live

This fucking Christmas I've got something to give

It's a sexy hook I think you'll really fucking love

Ain't talking Captain Hook when he did "Playgirl" in the buff

And so for stuffin' your pockets with my dough

Imma stuff you in the oven and cremate you as a joke

Imma fuck you so hard you'll be starin' into space

Unzip my fuckin' zipper, place my piss on your face

Waste a whole canister of mace laced with bleach

Imma play teacher, here's my lesson to teach:

Don't steal my fuckin' money if you wanna see tomorrow

Oh well you already did, time to fill your life with sorrow

Fuck you, prick, now I'll kick your fuckin' ass

Disfigure your face so that you need to wear a mask

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh

Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA

At 3************arkway?

You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school

Don't put your telephone number on the order form too

Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"

At ***********30

Fuck you asshole, now the world's got your number

Let me slide my dick in further 'til your legs get number

Here's the story behind all the rhymes and the disses

As Mr. Pisshead decided to piss off some bitches

3 AM my alarm is blarin'

Bank Account hacked now the trap is snarin'

Shrimp dick orderin' tryna search in my orifice

Found 3 C's and the ashes of my happiness

Dusty like I'm goin' straight bananas on your grandma

Time for Plan B, drop her like a diss to Daniel

You got time to write a line inside the will for the famma

But I'm ridin' 95 and I ain't going to Savannah

Mess with the Box you're gonna get the BOARD

Taking form as a 2 x 4 across your fore

Head that's full of lead, what a goddamn shame

Shoulda end't up runnin' down your old man's bed frame oh

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh

Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA

At 39***************arkway?

You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school

Don't put your telephone number on the order form too

Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"

At 6*********30

Fake customer name, bullshit email address

Who the flying fuck are you trying to impress?

I'm a broke motherfucker, try to steal from me again

I'll make my way down south, and bash your fucking face in

With a goddamn mallet, your face'll be caved in

And the motherfucking Flintstones will yabba-dabba-move on in

Gobble my nuts, you fucking turkey

Try to fuck with me, that shit ain't working

Whip out my dick, wrap my nutsack 'round your neck

And pull that fuckin' shit like a tweaking sack addict

I'm comin' for ya like you're Jenna fuckin' Jameson

With my plan in hand to kick your fuckin' teeth in

Use steel-toed boots to shatter your fucking skull

'Til your brains are slip slidin' out of the hole

Worthless fuckin' mole, Imma bury you underground

Sing the hook with me if you know it by now oh!

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh

Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA

At 39*********arkway?

You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school

Don't put your telephone number on the order form too

Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"

At 67*-***-*030

Hey dipshit, you fucked with the wrong fuckin' box

Come at me again, motherfucker and I will fucking destroy you

Oh, and to my listeners, if you wanna buy some high-quality anal beads

Give a call to 678-351-0030. They'll hook you up real nice. Hahahaha