Kiss My Corrugated Ass ft. Our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ Lyrics

Top of the morning to you

On the tip top of the mountain tip

Tip of the nipple I'm back

With a Flex Seal tight grip

It's a bit of a slippery slope

But that's part of the show

The beat's bumping harder

Than when Demi does blow

Oh no! I shouldn't have said that

Now everyone is mad at me like I called Gabourey fat

Ratatat-tat-tat that's the sound of the gat

As I whack my haters off they can kiss my ass crack

If I had an ass crack, I'm a box motherfucker

But that don't mean you can't still have your fucking lips puckered

Tucker you out in the bedroom

Like you're running a marathon

Now why don't you bend over

And remove that fucking thong

Oh!

Kiss my corrugated ass

Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class

You're burnt Hamburger Helper

I'm the illest in the skillet

Now bend on over and spread them cheeks

You're an asshole I'm about to fill in

You look like the embodiment

Of a walking-talking condom spent

Jizz filled with gonorrhea

If it made a sound it's onomatopoeia

Can't see a few a feet in front of your fucking face

If you could, you'd see the mirror and Quasimodo in your place

You disgrace, what a waste of space

And Earth's resources, Ace

Not of spades though cause you're a motherfucking hoe

What a tool, what a fool

I'll spin you straight off the spool

And you can be the prick that makes Sleeping Beauty

Snooze and drool

You bird-brained bitch, you're a goddamn swallow

Cause that's the only thing you're good for at all

Sucking down seed to get ahead and succeed

Blow me and let my sperm loose like when OJ was freed

Gonna torch you like a bowl

Smoke you out 'til you're ash

Cause you catch cum like you're Ash Ketchum

At a Pornhub Pokemon Bash

Try to get on my fucking level

And I'll level you to the ground

Cause my words are so profound

Now go get lost and never found

Oh!

Kiss my corrugated ass

Lick the shipping tape, like you've got no class

You're burnt Hamburger Helper

I'm the illest in the skillet

Now bend on over and spread them cheeks

You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in

Final verse, here we go

Going to take you down a road

Tied to the back of a mail truck

By a rope tied 'round your chode

Drag you 'til you bleed fucking Red, White and Blue

This is America, dummy

I do what the fuck I want to

I'll drop you off at your house

Nearly dead you look like roadkill

Wake up to a package on your doorstep

Surprise bomb, what a thrill!

As your blown sky high

To smitherinees

Just remember you shouldn't have fucked with me

'Cause now I made you suck my weenie

Eenie meenie miney moe

Catch a fucking hoe with dough

You stupid dick you should've known

Not to fuck with me when I'm on blow

Now hurry the fuck up and fucking finish

'Cause I've got to fucking go

Got another chick to fuck

And she doesn't suck like you so!

Kiss my corrugated ass

Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class

You're burnt Hamburger Helper

I'm the illest in the skillet

Now bend on over and spread them cheeks

You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in

Kiss my corrugated ass

Lick the shipping tape like you've got no class!

You're burnt Hamburger Helper

I'm the illest in the skillet

Now bend on over and spread them cheeks

You're an asshole I'm 'bout to fill in