They Bug Me Lyrics

You cannot shoot a spotted owl or snare a polar bear

You cannot kill a humpback whale, cause there are folks that care

But there is a creature we can openly despise

Some folks like the spider, but nobody likes flies

They bug me

Flies, flies, flies. No one likes them, no surprise

They line dance on your toilet, then they square dance on your pies

Disgusting little creatures, walking death across your fries

They don't deserve to live at all with their wings and buggy eyes

What value do these creatures have? They serve no purpose here

No pollination, no sweet song. You slap them and they smear

Science tells us when flies die, they hear Saint Peter's bell

Their souls rise up to glory, then get swatted down to hell

They bug me

Flies, flies, flies. Kill them, no compromise

Ambassadors of nastiness, I call them Satan's spies

They're crawling up your baby's nose to lay their eggs and die

They don't deserve to live at all with their wings and buggy eyes

I saw a Karen, let her dog go poop in my front yard

I scream at her, hey Karen, pick it up you piece of lard

Defiantly she glared at me, said you pick it up old goat

That's when a fly danced across the poop and flew right down her throat

They bug me

Flies, flies, flies. They're such unhappy guys

Go ahead and torture them, nobody hears their cries

There is no insect Jesus for salvation when one dies

They don't deserve to live at all with their wings and buggy eyes

Flies, flies, flies. Don't make the best allies

Don't let them form a union, cause fly army will arise

I attract them with my condiments, then relish their demise

They don't deserve to live at all with their wings and buggy eyes

Perhaps I harshly judge them, it ain't their fault they're flies

Oh sure, they land on dead things, then fly across the skies

I mistook one for a raisin once, it helped to make me wise

But if I could, I surely would exterminate all flies

Flies, flies, flies. You need killing supplies

The swatter works, but get a strip, they'll take longer to die

Their babies are just maggots, they're flies in worms disguise

They don't deserve to live at all with their wings and buggy eyes