Unnatural Norm Lyrics

There's a guy at the gym, he's always watching me

He struts around the locker room so confidently With a six-pack gleaming and a big old grin

He loves showing off his suntanned skin I saw him every day for at least a year

And I swear that I caught him checking out my rear

When he went into the steam room, I followed him in

I sat down on my towel right next to him

I was just about to ask him to go for a drink

Then the steam came on and I had to rethink I stuck out my hand in an awkward way

I was just being friendly, but he slapped it away

Then he said, hey there, bub, stay away from my chub

I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way

Then he said, hey there, bub, stay away from my chub

I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way

Norm's got a swagger, thinks he's quite the catch

But his eyes never wander to the ladies much

His motives seem unnatural, but no surprise I think he likes the attention of the other guys

Then he said, hey there, bub, stay away from my chub

I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way

Now I don't care if he's straight or gay

But I think that something sinister might be in play

Every guy that hits on him feels like a clown

Cause unnatural Norm gets off on turning them down

Now

So if you see Norm flexing at the gym It's not about you, it is all about him

He'll flash you a smile, maybe even a wink But turning you down is his biggest kink

Cause he says, hey there, bub, stay away from my chub

I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way

Hey there, bub, stay away from my chub I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way

Hey there, bub, stay away from my chub I'm not in the mood, cause I'm not into dude

Hey there, fool, stay away from my tool The pendulum don't swing that way