My Daddy was a Semen Lyrics

My daddy was a semen and my mama was an egg

When I was just a twinkle in their eye

He swam up Love's Canal to meet her

Cause he had no legs

Because my daddy was a semen and my mama was an egg

He swam for hours and hours but he barely went an inch

Cause that's the way things are when you're so small

She asked him, did you stop along the way to have a drink

And he said, no ma'am, I came straight here from the ball

They both went on on a date that night and chatted until dawn

She said his tail was hotter than the others

You mean I'm not the only one to take you on a date

Of course not, there are 80 million others

They had a spark between them and she felt he was the one

She introduced him to her folks that day

They had a little wedding and everybody came

The family brought along their DNA

My daddy was a semen and my mama was an egg

They did the things that sperm and ova do

And when at last, she finally let him slip into her jeans

Don't you know he split her right in two