Stewie Griffin Lyrics

Stewie Griffin with an evil grin

He's got a plan he's gonna win

He wants Lois gone that's his big goal

But usually he ends up in a hole

He's got a weapon he's got a scheme

But half the time it's just a dream

Lois you'll pay just wait and see

But then he forgets what he's supposed to be

Stewie Stewie the little insane

He's got the plan but can't maintain

He's on steroids full of rage

But ends up lost like a bird in a cage

Stewie Stewie the tiny tyrant

Without a plan you're just a giant

He's got the suit he's looking tough

But trips on a toy that's enough

Shooting up steroids he feels like a king

Then forgets what he wanted oh what a thing

Lois you'll regret it I'll make you cry

But then he sees a cookie and wonders why

He swings his fists he's ready to fight

Then watches TV all through the night

Stewie Stewie the little insane

He's got the plan but can't maintain

He's on steroids full of rage

But ends up lost like a bird in a cage

Stewie Stewie the tiny tyrant

Without a plan you're just a giant

Oh oh oh he's crazy and wild

He's planning to rule but he's just a child

Oh oh oh his evil's unclear

He forgets his goals just pass the beer

Stewie Stewie the little insane

He's got the plan but can't maintain

He's on steroids full of rage

But ends up lost like a bird in a cage

Stewie Stewie the tiny tyrant

Without a plan you're just a giant

Stewie you're a mess what a sight

Your evil schemes are full of fright

Oh oh oh the world's your toy

But you're lost in chaos oh what a joy