Toilet Love Lyrics

Oh yeah, you shine so white, my porcelain queen

I could spend all day with you, you're my bathroom dream

You're my porcelain kingdom, so pure, so divine

Forget humans, you're the only thing I need – you're mine

No need for the outside world, I'm happy at home

With you in the bathroom, you're my shiny throne

You're so steady, so strong, so firm

The world can suck it, it's you I'll confirm

When I hold you close, it's not a joke

You're my hero, my ceramic bloke

I'm in love with my toilet

And no, this is not a joke, it's my prayer

Who needs love when I've got you

You're the queen of porcelain, you make it all come through

I'm in love with my toilet

You're my heart, my dream, my royal guest

Forget the humans, we're a team

You and me, living the porcelain dream

The place for my "business" – it's not just functional

You're art, you're magic – it's all so wonderful

No small talk, no questions, you know what I want

There's nothing you can't do – you're my perfect font

Who needs love when you're here?

No drama, no tears – everything's clear

You give me stability, you give me power

No toilet issue is too much, not even at this hour

I'm in love with my toilet

You're everything I've ever dreamed, I confess

Humans are flat, but you're the peak

You're the highlight, the porcelain mystique

I'm in love with my toilet

My porcelain knight, so pure, so fresh

No one can match your grace and charm

You're the best thing that's ever graced my bathroom farm

Oh, you're more than just a bathroom tool

You're the hero, the ultimate jewel

With you, I'll never get old

Together we're living the porcelain gold

I'm in love with my toilet

And I don't care what anyone says – they're just jealous

'Cause you and me, we've got it all

No questions, no doubts, just bathroom bliss call

I'm in love with my toilet

My heart beats only for you, my sanitary friend

You're the real deal, no joke

You're the best thing that ever happened to my bathroom stroke

to my bathroom stroke