I Impregnated an Elephant Lyrics

It started one night at the county fair

She gave me a look a sultry stare

A ten-ton beast so fat and gray

And I thought Hell I'm not walking away

People said Man you've lost your mind

But love's not measured by size or kind

They called me sick they called me vile

But that trunk made me stay for a while

I impregnated an elephant what the hell have I done

Now she's eating for two and I'm on the run

The zookeepers hate me the town's in disgust

But love doesn't care no matter how gross or unjust

Now I see the headlines, my face on every wall

People are puking they can't stand it at all

The circus wants me locked in a cage

But I'm the dad of an elephant sage

A baby's coming and it's gonna be huge

With ears so big it might need a snooze

Should I run Should I stay

What if it looks like me, with a trunk that's in the way

I impregnated an elephant now I'm stuck for good

She's stomping my house and I can't move I'm screwed

I never thought love would turn into this mess

But now I'm a dad to something that's pure excess

Goodbye my love I have to flee

They're coming for me it's the end you'll see

But one thing's true and it's crystal clear

Our love was wild full of sweat and fear