The Fat Man Who Went POP Lyrics

He came into the world oh what a blast

The doctor shouted This one's gonna be a task

With a crib bigger than a king-size bed

He had all the space no baby ever tread

His parents stared rubbing their eyes

How do we fit him in the car Oh what a surprise

We had to rent a truck a really big one

For the tiny giant who cried Feed me More fun

The fat man who kept growing

Bigger and bigger never slowing

Every day he ate what he found

A life of food till he exploded on the ground

In school he was a real monster

Everyone feared him he was the King and the Conqueror

Don't sit too close you'll be squashed flat

The kids screamed Oh no we'll need a hat

He'd threaten Stay back or prepare to see

I'll sit on you and you'll be history

He rolled down the hallways no room to move

The whole school shuddered but he was in the groove

The fat man who kept growing

Bigger and bigger never slowing

Every day he ate what he found

A life of food till he exploded on the ground

At 30 years old he already weighed 300 kilos

His car was a wreck not a normal ride no

For his commute they couldn't fit him in

So they built him a custom taxi and he still didn't win

Why won't you take me I just don't fit

I need a plane seat I can't be a misfit

But one day on a sunny afternoon

The unthinkable happened right out of the blue

The fat man who kept growing

Bigger and bigger never slowing

Every day he ate what he found

A life of food till he exploded on the ground

He sat at the table with a plate so grand

One more bite it'll be my final stand

But suddenly a jerk a loud BOOM

The fat man popped causing quite the room

The streets shook the ground cracked wide

His last meal ended and there was no place to hide

More pizza he yelled was his final plea

But alas he was free he was finally free

The fat man who kept growing

Bigger and bigger never slowing

Every day he ate what he found

A life of food till he exploded on the ground

And so he went the hero of the feast

A life of snacks and laughs to say the least

The fat man a star who lived large

But in the end his belly was just too in charge