The Cat and the Chinese Lyrics

I was chillin' at home, just me and my chair

Then a cat came by, with a purr in the air

She looked so cute, with her tail so fine

But then I got hungry, and crossed the line

"I didn't mean to, it wasn't my plan

But when hunger strikes, you do what you can

Oh, I ate my neighbor's cat, oh what a sight

A dinner mistake, but it felt so right

Now they ask, "Are you really Chinese

But hey, it's just food, no need for a tease

In the kitchen, I thought it was just fate

Soy sauce, spice, on her little plate

It wasn't murder, just a little blunder

Now I'm chewing and wondering, "What a wonder

"I love cats, it's true, but I got lost in the mood

Now I'm eating my neighbor's pet, feeling rude

Oh, I ate my neighbor's cat, oh what a sight

A dinner mistake, but it felt so right

Now they ask, "Are you really Chinese

But hey, it's just food, no need for a tease

It wasn't my fault, I swear I'm not vile

But I feel karma, coming for me with style

The neighbor stares at me, like, "What did you do

I shrug and say, "Guess I didn't have a clue

Oh, I ate my neighbor's cat, oh what a sight

A dinner mistake, but it felt so right

Now they ask, "Are you really Chinese

But hey, it's just food, no need for a tease

I'll never eat a cat again, that's my vow

But after this song, who's gonna show me how

Stick to sushi, or rice in a bowl

Cause eating cats? Well, that takes a toll