You Put The Jesus Christ In Christmas Lyrics

You need to mind your own damn business

You've always got something to say

You tell me to straighten up and trim my beard

Cut my hair and don't act weird - huh

You put the"Jesus Christ!" in Christmas

Well, the reason for the season

It escapes us every time

We just grit our teeth

And hold our tongues

Spike the punch with cheap red wine

If we can get through lunch without

No punches being thrown

The kids can dig into their gifts

And we'll stare at our phones

Old Uncle Shane is on a bender

He's bitching about the price of gas

So give it a rest, old geezer, what the heck

The Halls ain't all I'd like to Deck

This party's headed downhill fast

You put the rude in Run, Run Rudolph

You dropped the log on Yuletide Day

Yeah, when you say you did your own research

With YouTube vids and Facebook church, buddy

You put the"Jesus Christ!" in Christmas

We both believe in sweet forgiveness

And I ain't the type to hold a grudge

So I won't act like such a lump of coal

If you don't try to save my soul, buddy

That broccoli casserole's suspicious

But them sweet potatoes was delicious

Grandmama'd sure be sad to miss this

Let's have a very Merry Christmas