Customer Service Lyrics

The customer is always, customer is always like

The customer is always, customer is always

Yeah, you came right in

Bellied up to the bar and you said hey friend

It's been a hell of a day

What you got that can take my cares away

I'll just sit right here and if you don't mind

I'll have a beer, and a beer, and a beer, and one more beer

Then I'll have a beer, and a beer, and a beer, and one more

Let me get two shots of that cinnamon whiskey

A couple of beers to wash it down

A plate of them all vegetarian nachos

And a couple more shots - maybe Crown

Well you stepped outside

Reaching into your bag for the Camel Lights

But you gave your last one to the blonde

Who tucked it into her shirt and she went straight home

What's a drunk to do

But stagger up to the bar

Hollering dude, yo, bro, hey there you

Hit me again, friend, I'm talking to you

Now let me get two extra strong margaritas

And a chocolate oatmeal stout

On second thought, throw some pork on them nachos

And one more time, close it out

I was turning out the lights in the bar

I seen how you are and I

Stuffed you headfirst in a taxi cab

You leaned out and hollered

Let me back in, bud, I forgot my coat

I think you still have my credit card

I ain't even drunk, man, now don't be an asshole

I ain't never coming back to this bar

Let me get a bottle of Cuervo, man

I'll tip you real good

And I guess I'll have to take those nachos to go

For the third time, brother, we don't sell food here

The customer is always

Customer is always