Beach Bodies Lyrics

Well the sun was shining down on the playa

96.5 in Riviera Maya

I was watching all the senoritas that was walking past

Anything can happen in a Yucatan summer

And I had a funny feeling this was gonna be a stunner

So I fixed another margarita in a frosted glass

Well I woke up on a towel and my head was spinning

I could hear a voice saying THIS IS THE BEGINNING

I was thinking it was probably time for me to have a meal

What did I see across the horizon

Up from the depths, a dark God rising

Tentacles and teeth and claws and I started to squeal

And someone shouted

RISE CTHULHU RISE CTHULHU

Seas are boiling, fish are frying

And the clouds are thick with blood

We're self-soiling, men are crying

Dying on their thrones of mud

With my ass in the sand and my toes in the water

Man, it felt so good, I forgot about the slaughter

That was taking place all around me, it was raining blood

Then a pretty little blonde, she caught my eye

And I mean that literally, she caught my eye

As it was torn out of my skull and flung across the sand by the Beast

And as she gazed in horror at my single, mangled eyeball

Her pretty baby blues stared into mine

I felt the butterflies in the pit of my stomach

And I swore I would love her for the rest of our lives

And that was about 45 more seconds

Now we're choking on the ashes

Of a world that used to be

Flayed our skins off, 40 lashes

Now our souls will be set free

I left my SPF at home

If I was burning before, now even more so

Then I found myself alone

No shoes, no shirt, no torso

Cutoff jeans, ice cold beer, bikinis, so much fear

No shoes, no shirt, no hope, no hurt

No head, no heart, no love

No, there is only dark

No light, no right, no running from the tide

No end, no peace, no friend