Winnebago Lyrics

My mouth was dry as paper

My heart beat through my shirt

The parking lot was dark

I waited there until your taillights faded

Before I made my start

I pulled the flashlight from my bag

And I was worried, so I hurried

And I never even saw

That little decal saying there was an alarm

Stuck onto the window

Of your Winnebago

It sent a silent signal

I guess you turned around

Put off your fancy dinner plans

I was on the inside going mental

A crowbar in my hands

About the time you drove back in

And you ain't a bad man and that's part

Of why it hurt so damn much

And I'd be a madman to confront you face to face

So I snuck out the window

Of your Winnebago

I thought I'd timed it neater

Our paths should not have crossed

But mice and men, or so they say

It's funny, man, I didn't even see her

She watched me run away

From the front seat of your pickup truck

And as I was fleeing, I could hear

The .22 shells discharge

And she was pleading, saying let the poor fool go

You shot out the window

Of your Winnebago