Problems Lyrics

Well, my phone is always running out of battery

Your feet are always cold at night

Next door there's Dick and Vicki Slattery

And all they do is fuck and fight

They caught me stealing Camels at the Texaco

Now I shop at the A&P

Billy put a "k" in archipelago

So Vicki's daughter won the Spelling Bee

We got problems just like everybody else does

What you say about that, cuz

We got problems just like, just like every

Well, not EVERYBODY

Had to put new tires and wipers on the Chevrolet

Just one more bill to ease my mind

Stood in line an hour at the Chick Fil A

Just to have my Visa card declined

My kids just laugh when I attempt some discipline

My doctor says I can't have salt

And your husband's never, ever listening

At least that's what you said, I thought

We got problems just like anybody else would

What'd you think, that it was all good

We got problems just like, just like every

Well, not EVERYBODY

Yeah, my fridge is too damn full of fruits and vegetables

I'm still stuck with the iPhone eight

Sold my mint condition Trek collectibles

So we could ski for a week upstate

All these problems that some other folks would kill for

We could probably use a few more

We got problems just like, just like every

Well, not EVERYBODY