All I Want for Christmas is Mass Deportations Lyrics

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There's just one thing that I plead.

It's not about the presents,

Or the snow beneath the tree.

Mariah's voice is everywhere,

In the malls and on the air,

And now I know what I must do,

We've gotta deport you!

Mariah Carey's gotta go,

Her song's been played too much, you know!

We'll send her on a sleigh ride, too,

Mariah, it's nothing personal with you!

Every station's on repeat,

Her high notes haunt my dreams.

Candy canes and silent nights,

Can't escape her festive themes.

She's the queen of Christmas cheer,

But twelve months feels like a year,

Mariah, pack your bags, it's true,

We've booked a flight for you!

Mariah Carey's gotta go,

Her holiday reign, it's time to slow!

She'll find new fans in Timbuktu,

Mariah, we'll miss that whistle note or two!

Oh, the world still loves her sparkle and her style,

But for now, we'll take a break—just for a while.

She'll return with bells to ring,

By next November, she'll still be queen!

Mariah Carey, we'll see you soon,

When it's time to sing a Christmas tune.

But for now, let's try something new,

Mariah, it's just a holiday breakthrough!