Ron The Christmas Hedgehog Lyrics

We know about Rudolph Frosty and The Grinch

George Bailey The Bumble and Jack Skellington

We sing about the Snow Miser and Cindy Lou-Who's Candycane

We even know the story about the hero Detective John McClain

There's a Elf on the Shelf Gizmo and Edward Scissorhands

We dance with Yukon Cornelius and the Riverbottom Nightmare Band

Yet there is someone who is still missing if any one can recall

Little Ron Jeremy the pointiest hedgehog of all!

It's Ron The Christmas Hedgehog

The Biggest Christmas Hedgehog

It's Ron The Christmas Hedgehog

The Biggest Christmas Hedgehog

Stay Long you big dicked fat cock Hedgehog

It's Ron The Christmas Hedgehog

It's Ron

We know about Ralphie and the time that he said fudge

And Virginia O'Hanlon whose faith just wouldn't budge

We saw Kevin McCallister protecting his own home alone

While Willie Sokes drank alcohol and gave Lauren Graham the bone ("Anally")

Alvin still sings and yes he still wants his hula hoop

We all say howdy to Mr Hankey the Christmas poo

Yet there is someone who is still missing if any one can recall

Little Ron Jeremy the pointiest hedgehog of all!

Scut Farkus runs from Krampus as we play with Log

We drink from Marty Moose cups chugging the eggnog

Tiny Tim gets his operation Clarence Odbody gets his wings

Coca-Cola polar bears sell cold drinks As Mariah Carey sings